Or his taste.

Look at the bright side. If he’s convicted of a third degree felony, the team’s graduation rate will increase by 600%.

This apology is like olive oil—I’m not buying it because I don’t understand what first cold press means and also why does it cost so much and how can there be a difference between Italian and Greek olive oil if it is solely made from the extract of olives? And another thing, if you get olive oil on your shirt? You…

I find it hard to believe that many people would assume that a 17-year old SUV design would be somehow safer than a 4-year old MPV. Anyone that’s been paying attention even a little bit knows the scale of safety advances that happened in that period.

that’s the most millenial hipster shit i have ever heard

I wonder how many competitive eaters yak up while competing. I know of at least one:

While we’re on the subject, try popcorn, peanut butter crackers and scotch.

It’s not the most vomited food, nor is it technically food, but I can say from experience that the WORST thing to throw up is recently ingested Advil. I have this thing where every time I get even a mild fever I throw up every 20 minutes for at least 24 hours, to the point where I sometimes have to go to the emergency…

It really pisses me off that after I cheered for Peyton Manning (in broad strokes, at least) for the vast majority of his career and he barely ever won the Super Bowl, now that he’s been revealed as an atrocious human being — a liar, a sexual harasser, a doper, a Papa John’s franchise owner — he wins the Super Bowl.

Which one was going for the dab?

Goddamn psych majors.

Say what you want about the tenets of National Socialism, dude, at least it’s an ethos.

lol @ the idea that capitalism and corruption are two different things

Actually she can’t shop in them because she believes subtracting 11 from 7 gives you one of the “devil’s numbers”.

With Ilitch, it’ll just be swept under the rug.

“An ejection in three minutes? Finally, something I can beat that guy at!”

I thought he learned to stay out of k-holes.