Patrick Kane is pretty hard to deal with one on one

This is kind of like the opposite of the Cowboys this week, where the GM had to keep Greg Hardy from cutting a coach.

I’m ok with alcohol cancer.

You can pry my syrup covered bacon from my cold, dead fingers...

Will the Patriots lose a 3rd or 4th round pick because of this?

Coincidentally, $5,953 is how much pizza Chris Christie was trying to order on that train full of communists.

former Washington Wizard Glen Rice Jr.

No disrespect to Russell and Ciara, but Franck Ribery as Harvey Dent is still the best comic-inspired Halloween costume.

“Yeah, see, here’s your problem: these teams fucking suck.”

the loss last night dropped them into last place in the NFC East.

If he remembers to call ahead, Jerry’s surprise face can be out of cold storage and ready in 90 minutes!

This guy is a disgrace, and should be cut so the Bills can pick him up.

Janay Rice says she deeply regrets the role that she played the night of the incident.

Well, they have a bye next week, but it’s Kirk Cousins, so he still may find a way.

Yeah, but do you like that?

Jacksonville then trolled Ryan by stuffing a foot up Buffalo’s ass.

I always knew Peterson was more of a Red Man than a Purple People Eater.