Steve Weatherford: Certified Safety Dance Instructor (CSDI)

Seeing the profane reactions by Eagles fans in Weatherford’s mentions was actually quite shocking. I had no clue any Philadelphians could figure out how to post on Twitter, let alone afford a smartphone.

That sucks, but the Cardinals aren’t selling any beer at all for the NLCS—at Busch Stadium no less!

Because . . . they lost the opener?

I once threw a full, opened, can of Bud on the field at Yankee Stadium. Security and NYPD rushed to throw me out, but backed off when I explained to them that I was just watering the grass.

You went to Ohio state? Me too!

I feel like soon I’ll start seeing ads where “for a dollar a day, you can keep Bills fans safe and off the streets. Give them a home, a community where they can be themselves.” And it would footage of lawless wasteland. Lord Humongous could easily be a Bills fan.

My best friend is a Mich alum. He described it as “dancing with the love of your life after proposing after which they are promptly decapitated by a sheet of flying glass.”

It’s good to see that Harbaugh is changing the culture in Ann Arbor. Recruits can’t wait to play at Bawl So Hard University.

Look I can post memes, too!

Fuck anyone who laughed at Michaels’ joke, because it’s “so true”, and simultaneously longs for us to go back to when America was great - which, you know, is when taxes were higher, which most people who know what the fuck they are talking about believe contributed heavily to that greatness…

I did a spit take when I heard this. Thanks for calling bullshit. Hearing a rich guy who announces football games for a living complain about taxes makes me dust off my guillotine.

Close exposure to Al Michaels made Dennis Miller about 300% more insufferable.

Detroit fans take similar pictures, but most are tongue-in-cheek.

He now officially has a better prognosis than the Lakers.

I hear he’s just taking graduate courses at Bovine University.

But Ironhead, Why does the NFL suck so much?