Yes! This was the first thing I thought of... possibly my favorite reaction they ever had to one of their, uh, ‘experiments’.

You left out that Beltre also, unlike Chipper, isn’t a redneck douchebro.

Wasn’t that SOP for this team, at least most nights?

Don’t know, but Casey Cagle is a complete and total asshole, so there’s that.

Nothing better than a novelty Kinja account finding its moment.

I bet the brown mark the photog left behind isn’t fake...

Duh: soft-serve ice cream.

What if the cows were murdered to make chicken-fried steaks for Sandoval? Six cows might be enough for one serving for him.

They’re gonna do what to Cleveland State now?

GODDAMNIT WE’RE HERE FOR JOKES NOT SERIOUS ANALYSIS

Considering I can find them for half that price, I might just go with what you’ve suggested (and opt for the additional pack of guides so as to have the 1").

Introducing the 2016 season leader in balks...

I just got into the habit right before Xmas this past year, but I find that it looks better once it’s grown back a bit; in truth, I need a better set of clippers so there can be a bit more styling involved, and also so they don’t die mid-buzz as they’ve threatened to do on multiple occasions.

I heard Isotoners are nice.

The better question is why you or anyone else would willingly subject yourself to any of the above. (Tim has to because it’s his job. I guess.)

Holy shit: as a Maryland alum who spent the four years (okay, 3.5) prior to that in a fackin’ Massachusetts high school, which was a wicked pissah (actual quote from my first day there: “you talk funny - you pronounce all yah aahhs”, I want this shirt with the burning intensity of 1,000 suns.

*sigh*

Then Drew walks in, becomes horribly embarrassed by the conversation topic, which in turn makes everyone else uncomfortable, so then they talk about polo shirts in between making fart jokes.

It is the way of Burneko. Just be glad he didn’t compare RG to Scott Walker.

I would have sued everyone involved to