It’s all Corpse Meat in a meaningless hellscape, designed to stave off the eternal blackness for one more day, anyway...

Let me guess: not only is the pizza Papa John’s, but you also have to sit through a 2-hour presentation from Peyton Manning about his pyramid scheme multi-level marketing opportunity.

Come on, can’t you at least force Drew to do something stupid/awkward/embarrassing if you win? That would be win-win-win!

I didn’t realize that “aspirin” was the new street name for “enough painkillers to incapacitate a horse”.

I heard Jim Tomsula will do it for a fresh pack of athletic socks and his choice of items on the tray return at the dining hall.

+1 river fire... well, okay, like +8 to 12 river fires...

Is that you, Drew?

I prefer my coffee the Steve Francis way - strong, black and full of liquor.

Judging by that hat, I’d say Melo was about to hurry home and post some dank memes on Reddit.

Oh man, this is way under-appreciated...

hurr durr all lives matter I’m a troll hurr durr durr white genocide Trump hurr durr

CLUTCHMAN83 YOU’RE TEARING ME APART!

Jason Campbell is semi-good in the way that Johnny Manziel is semi-not-an-asshole.

I bet Chip always wants to be the red checkers.

I dunno man, I can think of a few faces that could use some punching:

That’s Jesus as in the Spanish, “hay-SOOS” pronunciation, si?

In a just world, that fuckface would be required to continue his brain-dead campaign (and all of the insult that comes with it) based on a video diagnosis delivered by Harry Reid on the floor of the Senate.

Nah, he’s just showing Pap that it’s way better to choke someone out with a bat than with your hands.