“Would you rather an exciting or entertaining liar who wages a global war and robs its constituency blind?”
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I appreciate you making me feel bad for laughing so hard. +1
That’s just what left-wing scientists and their heliocentric agenda want you to believe!
If he’s watching First Take and/or clips of last night’s presidential debate, the answer to #2 is “Yes”.
Word, that is a great scene, and almost certainly his best acting bit.
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In fact, it often seems as if ESPN’s mission in life is to throw you on the ground and dry hump you with their collective useless football knowledge. They cater exclusively to the “office fantasy know-it-all dickbag” demographic, and on Monday night, Dilfer represented their ideal prototype
I was hoping for the full Jim Abbott, myself.
As someone who’s been married for eight years (and with my now-wife for longer than that, of course), I can say that for stretches of time I have felt that way, but the ebbs and flows of a long-term relationship are such that my love for my wife doesn’t permanently cancel out my biological responses that say “hey,…
I think you’re reading too much into my reply, which is understandable given the topic of the article, but I was responding more to the simple premise of “true love makes you not sexually desire anyone else” - and perhaps for short stretches, this is true, but as someone who’s been married eight years (holy shit) I…
if you are in love with someone there should be no desire to have sex with someone else
Thankfully, Facebook posts can’t melt structural steel.
Cool story, bro.
Does this make Kluwe “Deadspin’s Punt Man”?
I dunno - Philadelphia Eagles fans do a good job of vomiting on other people without Jumbotron prompting...
You don’t want to go raga on this stuff...
I love this - you can see there’s a fraction-of-a-second delay between the play and the Jumbotron, as his arm is still cocked on the screen while he’s in mid-release here.
December 25, 1985, when we got a Nintendo for Christmas.
He is spending $521 a month on a vehicle