"Pardon me stewardess, I speak Jive."

In the version of this video I'm familiar with, the kitty needs to send an urgent fax.

I live in a mountain resort town. They throw snowboard boots here.

Not to be the picky sci-fi fan here, but that tricorder is from TNG, not the '66 Trek.

I've never encountered the problem of not being able to finish a bottle.

So THAT'S what happened! Some asshole didn't turn off their portable electronic device!

I'm sorry. They get $6,000 a month? Did I understand that correctly?

Single and white.