And your bat isn’t black, right?

Brett Favre, is that you?

That phrase is used specifically to bolster the morale of the underpaid cheerleaders.

My condolences!

Let’s be honest though...having the best aim of any Stormtrooper is a pretty low bar to set. That’s like being the fastest sloth.

Is the trigger warning in print here to stay, will every grown up and hard to discuss, or accept,thing now be self censored, and forewarned, and cut out in the future to suit the selfish purview of a vocal minority? Do the Millennials get to force a world upon us where we pretend nothing hurts their-feelings-ever, and…

He obviously broke it saying the pledge of allegiance or perhaps coldcocking a Syrian refugee because he’s the Marine Todd of football.

Or San Francisco, as Dusty should know.

So the lesson he was taught is that watching women’s soccer is a form of punishment?

Zinedine Zidane

He’ll reportedly be replaced on a interim basis by assistant coach J.B. Bickerstaff.

Turning down the thermostat? At least her dad will be happy.

I laughed out loud at work thanks to this. Much appreciated.

My hope is that this was a simple police tactic: Get the suspect feeling comfortable and off the defensive, and hope they voluntarily discuss the facts and don’t remain silent.

I love how respectful the football players are when addressing police officers. They are doing it right at Nebraska.

“Actually, I’m the quarterback.”

here we go- pick your side quick before we have any facts

Holy shit I found something I hate even more than either of their comments.

The first exchange, not 20 seconds into the fight, left Rousey with a welt under her right eye. Rousey’s eyes widened in what looked to me like surprise.