Fuck him. Fuck Trump. Fuck the electors. Fuck the Berniebros who protest voted. Fuck anyone who could have easily voted but actively chose not to.

On the plus side, now he and Peyton Manning can make a series of hilarious Papa John’s commercials centered around the premise that neither are playing football right now so they have plenty of time to eat pizza. Comedic gold I tell ya!

As a man, I have a great idea.
If women would like to be heard more in the workplace, when one woman makes a point, the other women in the room should reiterate the idea and credit the initial speaker.

Oh, I’m familiar but this isn’t the fucking Six Nations final. Also, they’re not always legal. “High fends will generally be allowed in rugby unless the referee rules that the fend is too forceful, constituting a strike rather than a push.” Player safety is paramount to badass stiff arms applied to clearly inferior…

I just feel like at some point even idiots realize the sky is blue. I’m an optimist I guess.

So if you’re an unwavering JoPa supporter, do you:

Nobody that has ever driven in a Texas city should be surprised by this video.

I know, right? What the hell is 17:30?

So am I the only one who thinks this show has gone sharply downhill since they bizarrely changed the setting from an Ad Agency in the 60's to all of this Dungeons and Wizards nonsense?

$55 million is just an estimate. They actually awarded her points.

The IOC would feel really bad about this, but in their defense, the bribes were exceptionally large.

Rousey went on to say that she wants her next fight to be a rematch with Holm.

There is not.

Good lord, yes please. Only 31 here, but I can’t seem to extrapolate any meaning from these ramblings. I honestly thought this was an article that was going to end in some snarky dig at how people are crazy or something.

What is this? What are they trying to say?

Poor satire?

I read it carefully and still can’t tell which candidate the OP is for. EDIT: Now I get it. I think. I guess it’s supposed to be a joke.

I’m 28 and it’s a little fuzzy to me too, but I think she’s voting Sanders. And she doesn’t like it when people say that a person is not a feminist because of he/she is voting for Sanders over Clinton.

I’m 21 and I too would like a translation.

Over 35, please. I’m 38 and have no idea what I just read, either.