Brett Favre, is that you?

That phrase is used specifically to bolster the morale of the underpaid cheerleaders.

My condolences!

He obviously broke it saying the pledge of allegiance or perhaps coldcocking a Syrian refugee because he’s the Marine Todd of football.

Or San Francisco, as Dusty should know.

So the lesson he was taught is that watching women’s soccer is a form of punishment?

Zinedine Zidane

He’ll reportedly be replaced on a interim basis by assistant coach J.B. Bickerstaff.

Turning down the thermostat? At least her dad will be happy.

I laughed out loud at work thanks to this. Much appreciated.

My hope is that this was a simple police tactic: Get the suspect feeling comfortable and off the defensive, and hope they voluntarily discuss the facts and don’t remain silent.

I love how respectful the football players are when addressing police officers. They are doing it right at Nebraska.

“Actually, I’m the quarterback.”

here we go- pick your side quick before we have any facts

Holy shit I found something I hate even more than either of their comments.

The first exchange, not 20 seconds into the fight, left Rousey with a welt under her right eye. Rousey’s eyes widened in what looked to me like surprise.

I blame the English language. It’s not Natasha’s fault that “All you can eat” can be singular or plural (and boo to Denny’s for taking advantage of the ambiguity). This wouldn’t have happened in Shakespeare’s day. When the tavern had an “All thou canst eat” special, everybody knew it only meant thee, not thy whole…

Yep. Never, never, ever, ever think that HR is on your side or on the side of the employee. HR exists for one reason only: to stop lawsuits against the company from employees. Their job is to collect dirt against employees. They are generally assholes as well.

Oh, SNAP!

Ssh. The caveat needed to be in there.