Ever play bionic commando? Dd I beat it as a kid? Yes, after like a solid 5 years of me and my brothers combined efforts, but fuck was it worth it.

well... kinda!

I think it speaks to George Lucas's short comings that he couldn't recognize how great a line it was though.

You try convincing automotive researchers to go to Detroit.

I was thinking the exact same thing.

Obvious joke is obvious, which is why I came here to make it. Damn you beat me to it!

Came to say the same thing and was not disappointed

Beat me to the punch by 2 minutes.

Why not just use Detroit?

I'd call it "small market" because the only people who are actually in your "market" are baseball fans, regardless of how big a city you're in. Based on my time in Houston, I definitely would not call it a baseball town.

I like that one.

Houston is the 4th largest city in the United States.

Cue the Luddites.

So much stranger butt sweat on that seat... eeeeewwww.

I want to buy this bike and name it after my ex.

He's right. If the public had gotten wind of this, there might have been a few rounds of debate. And, as we've learned, the Braves almost never make it past the first round.

When I was younger, my neighbor used to let me and my friends play in his pool and make dunk videos like this all summer long, until he just decided out of the blue one day that it wasn't "safe" anymore. What a dick, right? You were the worst neighbor ever, Tommy Lee.

If they shut it down Coast to Coast will need to find another conspiracy topic to fill the void.

In way, if you think about, maybe you're a lazy pussy (trying to use words you'll understand) for not being able to take care of your own shit, instead relying on others to tell you what to do. One might say you need to build your own character instead of relying on others to build it for you. That way it's, you…