JT_Pearland146
JT_Pearland146
JT_Pearland146

Ain’t gonna be no rematch.

That’s what the right would have you believe.

This virginity until marriage thing is almost a cult on the right. Virginity is boring, I prefer a woman that knows what she likes and is not shy about communicating said facts.

I get to break out my favorite quote from H.L. Mencken.
No one ever went broke underestimating the intelligence of the American people.”

I will do the job for only a seven million buyout.

The next quaterback of the Dallas Cowboys

“Are you a football player?”

Sorry I had to stop at the daughter named Aurelia, I could no longer stand anyone in this story.

None of this means that HR is evil,

I think I got the day my son was born off and the day after. Then it was back on the road for three weeks. No wonder my wife had postpartum depression.

Remember Leslie was recalled thanks to taking a hard line on those sugar laden drinks. Americans will not sit idly by on their motorized scooters and allow their freedoms to be taken away.

Media and coaches use the word ‘chemistry,’ not players.

She was much more lucid than I expected.

Why that bra with that top?

To be fair, if he would have connected with Klitshcko on that punch it would have been a knockout.

Hey guys, I brought Couscous with Red Pepper and Almonds!

Victor that haircut is so shocking, what was going through your mind when you went to your barber?

Alcohol may have been involved.

You realize the mayor of the city is gay and we’ve had at least one other mayor that was gay also just not offically out?