Ahhhh ladies and gentlemen for those of you on the left side of the aircraft the captain has turned off the no smoking sign.

“They had disco lights and a DJ going,” Carter said.

Finally a Davis does well for the Orioles.

Attached man seeks bot for cyber connection, IPV6 free.

“Kessler says Sark asked the team to give him punishment like he would them”

“We started dating and it was like magic.”

It’s really to hard work in, “Honey can I dress up in your underwear while you spank me with a flip-flop?” into normal maritial conversation. So I hear.

The Ryan Fitzpatrick era begins in NY.

You cheat people out of their money in the USA you’re going to jail, unless of course you run or work for a large bank.

The Future is Now

You got quite the scoop on this one Tom.

Shouldn’t that be “For all whom is concerned?”

“I’m going to take my talents to South Beach.”

I’m waiting for Ann Coulter to troll all the Soccer watching fans again. Come on Ann, more gems like this one:

Don’t exchange the chains of your childhood religion for the chains of critical thinking.

Yeah this the most tolerant thing I’ve ever read:

Capitalism cures poverty, just go to the inner city of a town such as Detroit and witness all the prosperty that capitalism has wrought.

And after all kids, the slaves were actaully happy to be slaves becasue they got to come to America.

“How to avoid indoctrination of your liberal professor.“

Bingo