Medically, a patient falls into the “geriatric” category at age 55.

Charlotte didn’t have sex with the gardener; they kissed.

“Asking for a friend” or is that your target demo? ;-)

You heard it here first everyone, Women, they’re basically children.

Kumail Nanjiani’s might be the best yet!

She’s banging some dude who asked her out.

Cool cool cool. This isn’t at all like the time a handsome, sharply dressed racist killed an elderly black can collector with a sword and then the papers all rushed to tell us the victim had once jumped a subway turnstile, though, right?

The important thing here is to ignore the fact that we’re treated like chattel once we’re in an airline’s clutches and focus on the fact that David Dao did bad things before.

I got dinner with a male man who wasn’t my husband lord master and then got diarrhea on the way home, so yes.

Meh, as long as they’re not posting Stormfront articles, they’re exceeding my expectations.

Same! I was like great here we are again with our pitchforks ruining people’s lives but she hasn’t even learnt her lesson! I’ll reserve my sympathy for the black men and women who apply to all those same jobs and get turned down for the colour of their skin, not this awful person.

Is it insensitive to wonder how she’s managing to keep her tan and naturally straight hair, curly, if she doesn’t have enough money to pay bills? Am I turning into a conservative?

I’m not pregnant nor do I intend to be (for the reasons you mention, among others; power to you woman!) but I would love to take a period dump on his face. Cause that shit is the worst.

I’m pretty lucky, in the scheme of things. All my bullshit has just been on the border of medically actionable, so at least I haven’t had a lot of the stuff some women go through. I’m tired of these fucking fuckers thinking they know. They don’t fucking know.

National Suicide Hotline: 1-800-273-8255

they were probably too chicken to sea that air.

she sure showed me!

Weird that this person is exactly as she seemed in her email.

Honestly, it depends on the load. Sometimes it happens and you're NBD, down the hatch. And sometimes you're like, I was not prepared for this.