I love Lil Kim but I really thought they had shopped Jay Z’s face onto her. I was like, that’s not cool. Damn. Sorry Kim. God knows I haven’t put on makeup yet today either.

Those are some vivid fucking dreams. Severance tacos—the best worst way to get fired.

Yeah!I should have scrolled berfore commenting! Dittos forever!

We had those in the mid to late 80’s before the schools got better copy machines/xerox machines. WE called them dittos though and had this fabulous purple blue ink and smelled great.

A dear friend of mine, everytime she graduates from an educational program, be it high school, grad school, etc., she involves herself with a man. She gave up a top program in Berlin to get married when she was 19, got married again at 31 after graduate school, and was in the midst of a very bad infatuation turned…

Well..no, Dago Gilb hits on young women...all women? And Sandra Cisneros was probably throwing shade since I sort of was dressed like her during her European adventures and was a bit overdressed for the occasion. At best I was MFA lukewarm cute ten years ago. I just have a bad tendency to be awkward in front of…

When I saw this report, my reaction was “fucking amateurs.” As an X-er millenial cusper (b. 1981), I racked up 30+ sexual partners by 28. I was floored by my work peers talking about serial monogamy. Erp. Ok...On the other hand, I was out of town visiting a friend and met up with an old hook up who was/is a jerk, and…

Yeah...I get wanting the sales, but it’s better to have those copies being read and resold and loved. I mean, isn’t it better to see that people are on a wait list for a library copy than to see those as lost sales?

Vonnegut was a mensch.

Love Dave Eggers!

I made David Foster Wallace really uncomfortable, but all my friends did because everyone was sort fanboy/girling out...but this was a year or so out from his death and he just looked ready to flee from the crowd. :-(

Gah! I’d love to know who this is. Tell me it’s Candace Cameron. haha

I laughed so loudly at this, my cat woke up and gave me the “What gives?” look.

My experience with eharmony, for example, was that it found for me good potential roommates, but not necessarily someone I wanted to date or found interesting enough to pursue romantically.

Despite what porn tells you, we don’t need more than one D at a time, especially if it means bow legged dudes shot from the neck down, keeping themselves hard and waiting in line. *shudder

I watched last week’s episode with my best friend and we both gasped over the jacket. He looks great of course, but we were both mulling over the possibilities of a fine looking ,well fitted leather jacket for ourselves.

The Glass Menagerie Thunderdome!!!

I mean, I just went to a crawfish boil on a bar deck wearing cargo shorts and a t shirt (thick! cotton! breathable!) from the Dress Barn. It’s not like LP invented cotton.

I’ve listened to some ofthe music I enjoyed when I was 8-18 years old and cringed. I was 11 or so when I was listening to Salt n Pepa. I can still play it at work and it holds up so well. Listen to some of their male contemporaries and tell me if that shizz holds up.