Of course it’s Tiffany’s box.

I can forgive boasting about sexual assault, I can forgive selling out America to its long-time enemy, I can forgive alienating your closest neighbor, I can forgive lying to get elected and setting up your cronies, but I cannot forgive well done steaks.

I think Ephraim Sykes (Seaweed) is the best of the bunch (apart from Little Inez)

Darren Criss’s “behind the scenes” commentary is pointless and distracting. Why?

Maybe it will be good for Penn State to get a sense of how it feels to have its case ignored.

Considering the modern image of Santa Clause was invented by Coca-Cola....

A few years ago, maybe 2013 or 14, Secretary Hillary Clinton came to my work (not Wall Street, tech company) for a fireside chat and to promote her book. She talked at length about her experience as SOS, and one thing she discussed was how much “small offenses” matter to so many leaders and countries around the world,…

When I went to work this morning it was sunny and mild but by afternoon it had turned colder. So I guess the climate changed back today?

No, the employee who was acting as the agent of the store told the police officer the customer was trespassing, and the police had no choice but to remove them.

Notre Dame players think that they can simply apoligize during the last minute of the game all their personal fouls will magically disappear.

The reveal of his appeal to repeal is such a surreal ordeal I could squeal.

It’s not also a coincidence that women are coming forward after a tape of him bragging about exactly what he did to them makes it a whole lot more likely that they’ll believed, or after he baldfaced lied about it in an internationally televised presidential debate.

Oh my god, he looks like a flasher lurking outside a woman’s bathroom.

My guess would be misdirection. You don’t know where they’re going to line up until they suddenly break into their formation, so it’d be a few seconds less time for the defense/coordinator to take in the information and make sure everyone has their assignment.

“had dealt with recurring blisters on his pitching hand, along with a separate groin injury”

His appeal to African-American voters in recent weeks: THINGS ARE TERRIBLE! IF YOU WALK DOWN ANY STREET YOU’LL GET SHOT 25 TIMES! VOTE FOR ME BECAUSE IT CAN’T POSSIBLY GET WORSE!

The thing is that a daily show of any variety has to do a lot to remain vital. The late night network shows are regularly panned but they’ve got decades of built in audience who will watch no matter how awful it is.

Mmm, yes and no. Over the long haul, you’ll be faster at the surface swimming freestyle. There is more friction at the surface, but you are able to more efficiently use your arms. But off of the starting block or the wall, where you get to kick off, it’s unquestionably better to get in a really streamlined position to…

This is very similar to the “sandwiches” they serve at the Staggering Ox across Montana.