Especially when they could have have him merc’d the good ole fashion way.

Police shooting windshields is just their latest pushback against the calls for transparency.

“As a Floridian, ... paper ballets”

The Federal Bureau of Investigations (FBI)

Many of their computers are antiquated and only moved out there for the weather.

Jesus Christ, no one tell Argentina.

And that’s how I wound up in a disciplinary meeting dressed as Batman.

Fun fact: The first time I heard a guy say "Simoniz," I was 15 years old and thought he said "Salmon Eyes" and figured it was some crazy new car wax made from...well...salmon eyes. Still probably cheaper than buying from Griot's.

The trucks will need all that torque to carry their owners’ giant, fragile egos.

http://gawker.com/5948770/even-f…

almost always lead to misleading headlines

Now that Disney World has been taken back from the alligators, we need Florida.

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The way this all blew up in Duncan Hunter’s face is absolutely delicious.

That joke was rather contrHIVed.

THERE WAS A BURNOUT! (Sounds of V8's revving)

I think I’ve seen this movie. Pretty sure that’s just Willem Dafoe.

That's a damn good reason to fire him I say.

I’d like to think a published author high-profile blogger has access to a better vocabulary than using “fucked”, particularly in the headline.

“Operation Sauerkraut”