Jesus Christ, no one tell Argentina.

And that’s how I wound up in a disciplinary meeting dressed as Batman.

Fun fact: The first time I heard a guy say "Simoniz," I was 15 years old and thought he said "Salmon Eyes" and figured it was some crazy new car wax made from...well...salmon eyes. Still probably cheaper than buying from Griot's.

The trucks will need all that torque to carry their owners’ giant, fragile egos.

http://gawker.com/5948770/even-f…

almost always lead to misleading headlines

Now that Disney World has been taken back from the alligators, we need Florida.

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The way this all blew up in Duncan Hunter’s face is absolutely delicious.

That joke was rather contrHIVed.

THERE WAS A BURNOUT! (Sounds of V8's revving)

I think I’ve seen this movie. Pretty sure that’s just Willem Dafoe.

That's a damn good reason to fire him I say.

I’d like to think a published author high-profile blogger has access to a better vocabulary than using “fucked”, particularly in the headline.

“Operation Sauerkraut”

Their logo looks like a distended anus, probably from shitting on that guy so hard.

Oh my god. Are you giving this girl shit for not being the right kind of pretty, now?

Men who have consensual relationships with adults?

I sure hope so. I have no problem backing them in any way necessary, but Id prefer the Chinese take the lead on this one. It would be best for everyone.

Kid is wondering why grandma is wearing the drapes.