Well, just look at you, sugar.

Disagree. Hand jobs are the ultimate in sad sexual acts. Especially when you’re young and don’t know what lube is.

Step one: get gap insurance just in case.

I know this is going to be super weak compared to the others, but whatever. The most technical I did was rebuild the 4 barrel carb on a 1989 Dodge Diplomat. I basically took it apart and replaced everything that looked like a part I had in my rebuild kit. Basically it was a detailed puzzle. Second would be installing…

Poor soldier, having to attend a Rams game. Hasn’t he sacrificed enough?

I was looking for this old comic where a woman is in a hospital bed, and she shouts, “Surprise! It was a watermelon all along!” I couldn’t find that comic.

And BENGHAZI, if you think about it.

Hopefully this one won’t get walked by a stock $15k superbike.

So, cheating on white boys is cool and they better not complain?

“YES, YES! GIVE IT TO ME!”

So seriously, who the fuck are these people? I mean all I can gather from Google is they’ve been screwed by some rappers. Is that all it takes to be a celebrity now?

Of course we need feminism. We need to fight serious issues like manspreading and sexist airconditioning.

AF Corse’s number 51 Ferrari 458 took pole in GTE Pro, and SMP Racing’s Ferrari 458 is on pole for GTE Am. With no Corvette Racing on their tail, could AF Corse this into a win? We’ll find out tomorrow.

In the case of the axe, I’d still try to avoid. I mean the guy is pissed and not exactly doing me any favors by axing my car, but does he deserve to die? I’m insured.

No, you use the fake bullet holes to cover the real bullet holes, see?

Can we all agree that at the moment, Ford is making the best vehicles on the planet? And by best I mean wicked awesomest.

where the hell can I get a house for 50k that isn’t an active war zone a la Detroit?

A process whereby kindled bits of wood are topped with potassium chlorate.

There is nothing to sell, these were taken while on the job with Govt. equipment, so they are free to the public to use. Here is a link to where you can see these images and download them. You do need to make an account to download, but it is a free account. Enjoy!

OH THE AMBIGUITY