JParker
Jason Parker
JParker

I've been watching Formula 1 racing since 2008. I've dated my lady friend since April 2011.

Is it a good thing or bad thing that she never even tried to understand my nearly autistic fascination for the Soap Opera Drama Llamas on Wheels. That and my addiction to sudoku puzzles and mountain biking.

At least she's stopped

I'm Canadian. 19 year olds can bang all the 14 year olds they they desire here. Or 16 year olds can gangbang anyone older than 14.

That being said, the Law where this happened is different and that is all that matters. These women literally and legally raped that boy. Whether or not that's cool in other places is a

I understand that this is Jezebel and therefore a good mix hilarious hi-jinks and serious social issues but let's be adults here;

Change the fucking title.

If "Teachers have threesome with student" is suitable title for two adults raping a child, I hope that the next piece about some hacked celeb naked pictures is

I bet two men raping a 16 year old girl is also pretty cool too, right? Hell, if she likes it, the two men might only be charged with 'carnal knowledge of a minor' like these two women are...

This is Jezebel.

Those wheels made me throw up in my mouth a bit...

I have yet to have an off unless you count murdering helpless traffic cones at autocross events.

I'm going with the block is pushed down and back. I forget/too lazy to make a .gif so just watch the slow-mo frontal view.

Fast and Furiousererer style? I worked for a steel company for 4 years. We handed coils up to 72" wide, 72" high or 72,000#.

Who the hell would try to steal one for, I'm guessing, scrap steel?

I'm sorry but what? The Vibe was mechanically a Toyota but branded as a GM; ie, it was reliable, usable and not a complete shit of crap but it depreciated much, MUCH faster than the Matrix.

Fun fact, all of the maintenance items were cheaper through GM dealers; oil filters, brake pads and discs, window switches, etc...

Really? This is rice to you?

I somehow feel like I don't really want/need a $40,000 truck... I could probably wait ~6 months and get huge incentives...

I know I am going to get Hater Points for this but that is a lot of noise for ~400hp...

Didn't MiG17Fs also have afterburners?

Not even American but hell, I'll go be a social media target demographic!

$3200...

I just bought a lightly abused Ninja 300 for $3100. Now I am not sure if I made a good choice or not...

1:10- The F-15 Is Loaded Up With A Bunch Of Junk... A Bunch Of Electronic Stuff That Has No Relevance To Combat

Top Fuel engines are limited to under 500ci (~8.2L) and make around 10,000hp.

Does it count as shoving if you walk into it?

Collective ass covering.