raced home from a child’s birthday party

...raced home from a child’s birthday party to catch the second half of the game.

The last thing LaVar Ball needs is to be around more Suns that don’t play basketball well.

That’s straight-up Roger Rabbit Dip.

You know how your sometimes fart so hard you feel a little wetness between your buttcheeks? That’s your post 

One blown PI call and one phantom roughing the passer kept us from Saints-Chiefs.

The Eastern Bloc Party

“If we clear out enough space, Lebron James will sign here!”

Amare Stoudemire signs with the Knicks

“If we clear out enough space, KD and Kyrie will sign here!”

Literally no one of consequence signs with the Knicks and you can bet your sweet ass they don’t get the #1 pick. 

I’ve spent a lot of time in the past two days coming up with potential trades for Anthony Davis going to the Knicks for a package including Porzingis. The Knicks apparently have been doing the same thing, but instead of Anthony Davis, they chose Dennis Smith, Jr. I feel like my time was better spent?

“They traded assets for a player they could have drafted and cleared cap space to sign free agents that won’t come now. Great trade for the Knicks! A+” - Ernie Grunfeld

Mavs: Okay, so we’ll give you Dennis Smith Jr., take a couple expiring contracts, and...

“ I’m not victim-blaming, but I am not-me-blaming too.” is SO hilarious! I not only starred that I’m gonna use it too!

i actually thought that Alex’s take was one of the best ones i’ve seen on that subject, especially because lovecraft gets an inordinate amount of discussion in that sphere. you dont get the same ‘but did you know he was incredibly racist?!?!?!’ taking up half of every review of a new jungle book or john carter movie…

Nobody’s crying, numnuts. He’s just juxtaposing the narrative decision to making him a cute boy adventure hero.

Alex literally said: “They’re long dead, so frankly, it doesn’t make much of a difference any more, except in a socio-historical way, if you were trying to trace the cultural lineage of cruelty or oppression or what have you. You don’t have to feel bad about liking good art made by those bad guys; they’re dead!”

Back in high school I seldom was successful in getting to my goal, so I always went home and settled for Mr. Socko.

Let me guess, you went from “password1" to “password2" to “password3" to...

I agree that the characters change so frequently in the comics that big screen variations should get less ire.

I don’t understand these “commune”-isms you speak of. Maybe insteas of discussing communes and communities we could talk about society as a whole. Like some kind of socialized system for providing these things. 

This is coming from a man who is banned from all US banks because he won’t pay back the many, many loans he took from them.