That was probably the worst app intro video I have ever seen. If they wanted their product to seem overcomplicated and difficult to use, they did a phenomenal job.

Everyone's looking left but dude, check this out over here on the right! Hey, guys! Party on the right!

Just another loser kid from the "Everyone Gets a Medal" Generation. I personally love his quote: "I would try and talk to the coaches about this and tell them I want playing time but they never really listen to me or gave me a chance to show them that I'm a better goalie but still wouldn't trust me"

I'm pretty sure it's your brain that doesn't work.

There's no demand for an Android users guide. Read into THAT all you want.

"Give up your guns, and make it at least a little harder for a maniac to go on a killing spree." — Wait, what? How does that even make sense? You honestly think if I don't own a gun, a maniac still wouldn't try and kill people? That's awesomely ridiculous logic.

Please tell me you didn't just post this Kyle. It's a joke right? Turn your security BACK to WEP? Honestly the lunacy in that obviously uneducated statement has floored me.

Someone please tell me how we've managed to get these amazing high-res videos from space almost instantly, yet my cell phone still doesn't work in my basement.

Did you really just type up 5 paragraphs complaining that the "Islanders" logo may be "geographically incorrect" while linking to stories including the "New York" Giant, and "New York" Jets on the column to the right? Oh, ok. Got it.

I'm not lusting over everything because their site runs worse than a Yugo. Seriously, how bout some of that profit margin behind web-development? This is painfully slow.

I watched 5 slides in until she said "I finally flashed a year later..." and immediately felt no sorrow for the girl. Sorry. Life's tough. But you brought it on yourself.

"the breast-cancer equivalent of putting a man or woman on the moon." — So we're going to cure one person, then never bother to attempt it again? Sounds perfect!

It most definitely is. You can't have a successful relationship without sex. And I would argue that terrible sex is actually bad for a relationship. If you can't be intimate with your partner, than what are you truly getting from the relationship?

My one complaint with the speaker cable being on the bottom, is that it conflicts right with where my pinky usually supports the phone while I type one handed. I can work around it, but that's the only design flaw that confused me since I would imagine hundreds of people had to test this with headphones plugged in.

I'll be upgrading...

Umm.. the internet?

No. Because they'll go to the iPhone X (10) then start changing to different nomenclature. iPhone Nano, iPhone Mini, iPhone Pro etc..

The NFC thing is all hype. Nobody will adopt the pay stations for it, so it's a go nowhere with American skepticism and fear-mongering. It was everywhere in the UK which I thought was cool. But here, people are too squeamish for that here.

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/08/18/ronnie-wynn-shooting-while-driving_n_1800334.html

Willy Beaman just filed suit against Beasley for Trademark Infringement.