Lou never learned this...because non of the ancient texts were written in English.

Plush one starch.

El Paso school takes an El Paso

“I don’t want to speak your language”

I finished it in two days, couldn’t put it down.

I believe it was sincere.

“Ms. Frizzle and students explore the exotic waters of Rio.”

Maybe the RV is powered by a treadmill in the back.

I don’t see what the problem is. If you check my GPS, I average around a 72 mph pace from my house to work, 5 days a week.

To be fair, while his running story is utter and complete bullshit, to drive an RV cross country at only 9mph is an impressive feat in itself.

If he keeps that type of behavior up I bet the NBA will have no choice but to make him an owner.

Makes sense.

Yeah, LOLMets has never been used on Deadspin.

I think that we all deserve an apology for that comment.

Michael Irvin also found himself in the nosebleeds last night, although his tickets were considerably closer to the field.

HUNTER PENCE'S SISTER MAKES $86 PER HOUR AT HOME AND WON'T SHARE SECRETS IN COMMENTS SECTION OF POPULAR WEBSITE

Hunter Pence thinks Milk and Honey Original Cafe Mix is the best cereal ever.

but has Broussard confirmed that Melo' s website was not hacked?

Maybe I'm crazy...but I actually like the away uniform. Not a fan of the bland white...but do like these.

Tongs are for the celery and wings.