Also apparently a Rush fan.

"Fuckin' beautiful."

I swear this guy drives a van that looks like a dog.

Sure, his hand might have grazed his opponent's crotch, but there's a vas deferens between that and an actual shot to the junk.

Proud of you Jennifer. Don't listen to the assholes. This is how progress is made. Two steps forward, then a hesitant shuffle to the side, and then WHAM, three steps backwards through the air.

One of them's Steve Elkington, but I've never seen the other two.

Who are the tall ones with the cans?

Actually, he's eating them all himself. In a few hours, he plans to get in some good runs.

I should let you write my jokes.

That's not a stray dog, that's just the delegation from Barkina Faso

He's got a point about your lack of journalistic integrity. You guys never got Lennay Kekua's side of the story, either.

To be fair, Tom, it's not like Russian interior designers are in a position where they'll want to do their jobs too well.

Meanwhile, upstate in Tampa, the Bucs text about pus a lot.

Didn't make me miserable watching at home. Its not like there was a pointless 40 minute delay in the game.

YEAST MODE!

Somebody murdered my brother. Now, I'm seeking vengeance the only way I know how: by taking local businesses to task for not salting the stairs out front of their establishments and putting the health and safety of their customers at risk. Have you been hurt in a fall? Fuckin' call me, bra.

Can't win the big game? Didn't Manning win a Super Bowl? By this logic, Tom Brady can't win big games either.

Well, Fox news stations usually have a hard time admitting when their favorite Patriots lose.

I feel like every labor story in the other three sports just serves to point out how strong the MLBPA is. It's stunning.

Well, statistically, if a player plays three seasons, five years is lifetime coverage.