There may be cars as ugly, but none uglier.

It will never not be funny that I am exposed to more unabashed Marxism on Jalopnik than I am anywhere else in my day to day life.

But-but you can obtain wealth and not be dick - right? Right?

Why? Once we free capital from the capitalists, every worker can have a Lamborghini.

you mean the car that performed really bad and had a transmission that could barely get the car up a slight incline while making sure that everyone within a 2mi radius could hear it change gears with a loud “clunk” noise is going away?

6: Hope that you didn’t just cause your sister/aunt/brother/mother/child/uncle/father to get arrested due to your DNA data.

All of the major testing companies offer a full delete option.

I found the bootlicking fascist!

Bingo!  Best answer here.

I will wait to test my DNA until there is a company that tests, sends me the results and then deletes all information from their databases. Why would anyone pay to have their DNA used for profit and given to the government?

As someone who’s seen how sloppy, lazy, and downright garbage the forensic science and testing used by law enforcement can be, no fucking thanks. I have 0 faith in law enforcement to not wrap up innocent people with cross contamination or bad sample gathering.

But but I thought Jalopnik told me to love Lyft because they were progressive, I'm supposed to hate Uber cause profit and and and capitalist bro company bad.

Sounds a lot like a “limited production” Ferrari meet.

Porsche 911 GT2 RS for sale.

All 372 of the 250 produced showed up to the 100th anniversary of the 911.  

We’re counting the days until H-D itself is fucked over. 

Or found out that the brand was not profitable?  (Nwext?)

It’s bullshit that the HMS Victory counts as commissioned even though it sits in dry dock, while the USS Constitution actually sails.

Lol have you seen Range Rover reliability? And most of these will be leased.

I’ve got a 14 Jeep SRT. I get compliments on the interior/exterior ALL the time.