How about Multiple save slots first?

Nah. 9 year olds can still do it. Heck, I was playing with my 7 year old brother yesterday and we were discussing which moves to give his pokemon, which items he should equip, and battle strategies as if I was speaking with a peer. It reminded me of how I could kick so much ass in elementary and middle school and made…

Pokemon corrupted by human negligence is a darker tale, but I'm hesitant in equating that with more mature.

"Nuclear Pokemon" kind of sound like "Shadow Pokemon" from XD Gale of Darkness.

As someone who this clan of rancid, horse-fucking haemophiliacs likes to claim as a 'subject', this article has made my week. Thank you.

I went to London last May. I didn't see any members of the British royal family and I wasn't disappointed by that lack.

Eh, we're a republic here in America and I'm pretty confident that we're no better off than we'd have been if we hadn't fought the Revolution.

The word pound was right there.

Accordingly, William and Kate contacted him to see if they could meet for breakfast during their time here. He aptly responded:

Do people go to England to see the Royal Family? That's got to be weird. For both parties.

"I'M ANGRY, AND EVERYBODY EXCEPT FOR ME IS STUPID"

Fuck the British Royal Family

I refuse to say which one.

"British taxpayers paid this family of unqualified do-nothings $51 million in 2012-13."

I'd definitely fuck at least one of them.

There was once a little barnacle who was sooooo ugly that everybody died

Please tell me you are joking.....cause.....magnet Pokemon....

Despite my initial reaction I really like Honedge, if not for the fact that it's a goddamned sword then for the fact that it's a goddamned sword possessed by a human spirit. Like, motherfucker, that ain't no Pokemon you're bossing around - it's an angry dead guy. You're beating the shit out of that guy's Pikachu and…