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I’m scared of Khalil Mack and I will never see him face to face

“Guys we’re desperate. Doesn’t anyone have anywhere that our team would be welcome?”

A pillow hitting you at 20 g’s and a 250-lb linebacker hitting you at 20 g’s seems...different maybe?

I really really want that data that produced the “pillow fights are 20g’s” conclusion.

It’s great that Christian Hackenberg gets to be a second round bust in two leagues. 

Its pure “Godammit Carol, this goddamn kid of yours.”

Seriously. I’m Asian and I can count on my two hands the number of states I feel I need to visit. My question about places I want to see is basically this: How would visiting a random bar on a Wednesday night at 9pm turn out?

Neither of those two carried a team’s offense on the way to the seventh game of the conference finals last season, either.

Timberwolves: Butt or Tepid Thawing Taint?

Kirk, this is easily the best game review I’ve ever read, but also the best writing of any kind that I’ve read on this website. I enjoyed your creative narrative prose over the the technical trappings of FPS and other “data.”

Yeah Mashburn would have ruled. Imagine how deadly Glen Rice would have been as a 4 in the three-bombing NBA of 2018.

Put these same players in Wizards uniforms and the result would be a clown car plunging into a volcano.

I assume esophageal cancer. It runs in their family.

In fairness, he can’t exactly come out against nepotism using his real name.. 

I wonder what Barf Pukepile Sr is doing these days

How many fucking burner accounts does Bryan Colangelo have?

So, this is obviously bullshit bologna.

“Wait until we meet them in the....forget it.” - defensive lineman Leonard Williams 

It’s almost like there is something about him, different from all the other golfers, that makes some people hate him. I don’t know what that might be but I hear ya.