Women who complain of rape are not “accusers”. They are alleged victims, plaintiffs or complainants.

I can’t breathe.

You’re just realizing that women can be incredibly nasty and backstabbing towards other women on juries (or presidential elections)?

Cleaves’ Grandmother: “That’s my Mateen, always running around buck naked dragging women back to his room!”

I wonder if they wore their MSU gear in the courtroom. 

they saw this and he was still acquitted. jurors are trash, straight up trash

“Former Michigan State men’s basketball player Mateen Cleaves was acquitted...”

He’s not still a football player.

If he had ended up on teh cowboys and Emmitt was on the lions Barry would have had 25k yards rushing and emmitt would have been a night manager at a bowling alley after 3 years in the league.

recent history suggests he ran to the backstop

Yes, they still have to pay him, and yes it counts against the cap In Smith’s case only $4.4 million of the total was guaranteed, and the Cavs stretched it over three years, so only $1.4M-ish counts against the cap this year.

First of all, how dare you. With that out of the way, I’ll concede that Milwaukee does beat Minneapolis at one of the things Minneapolis does better than almost anyone: racial segregation

Except Stalin actually won something.

NBA fans are only slightly better shooters than Jan Vesely, so, like with Dolan, the hits are rare.

The most fitting and telling detail of this analogy is that he owns a BASKETBALL TEAM.

“BAWSTON IS AWLSO A FACKIN CITY YOU COCKSUCKAHS”

I never want to hear about the NBA having the greatest fans on Earth when none of them have tried to murder James Dolan.

Can I give you a negative star for that cold take ?

My skirt got sucked into the vortex of my bottom at least 3x during this experiment!

I guarantee Bumgarner has said “so much for the tolerant Left!” at least once in the past three years.