Meanwhile, the Giants had a shot to be 69-69 at 4:20 pm yesterday, but instead lost to the fuckin’ Mets.

Look, Saban’s coaching amateur college football. He’s making a modest 95-135k annual salary, so the stress gets to him. Amateur college coaches are just that: amateur level employees who are just trying their best to do well for their love of the game and their players. He’s just a regular guy who got a bit heated, so …

Saban responded like she’d asked him to choose which of his children should be sent away to the coal mines

Just a friendly reminder that this insufferable dickhead makes $10,300,000 of tax payer money per year while a citizen in Alabama working for minimum wage for forty hours a week would have to work 683 years to make that amount. Fuck you, Nick Saban. 

23 million a year? My goodness. That’s Chandler Parsons type money.

Dear NBA contenders:

33 now. He signed the contract when he was 31.

Players who are regulars under Thibs age in dog years.

31 is like 42 in Thibs years. 

They’re the Conference USA of the AFC.

She has definitely complained about getting the chestnut highlights when she explicitly stated she wanted caramel.

“But MY dog is well-behaved.”

He said Kohl's, not Old Country Buffet.

Well their most iconic player died tragically young. 

She’s made some calls to the police about “those people.”

Amy Strunk looks like the personification of "Can I speak with your manager?".

Do you expect anything less from this organization?

That position has already been filled by Rex Ryan.

The Titans are the San Diego Padres of football. Don’t ask me to explain that analogy any further - I just felt the need to pad out the comments under this article. 

Why do so many people still have a hard-on for Josh McDaniels? He should be the weekend manager of a Kohl’s department store by now.