Today on Russillo & Kanell they were combing through his old tweets and just laughing themselves silly. I’m a Dodgers fan and I love Magic as much as any basketball fan but this is going to be an unmitigated disaster. One of the tweets they read on the radio today had Magic calling Michael Carter-Williams “the next…

As a Red Wings fan I’ll say that’s the most effective thing Nyquist has done with his stick all season.

I think I was taught never to save the ball under the basket I was defending when I was in 5th grade. Obviously this is the absolute worst case scenario but it’s stupid even if it doesn’t go in.

Two things:

Coming from you, and knowing your choice in TRADITIONAL breakfast foods (something something Cafe-Mix), this doesn’t surprise me even a little bit. Hard pass.

Did Deadspin send anyone live to Houston for the Super Bowl? Still looking for suspects on who stole Tom Brady’s game jersey. That was a gift for his friend Donald, damnit!

The answer to his owner question is a toss up between Mike Brown and James Dolan for me.

What is everyone’s prediction on whether or not Trump finishes this term, gets re-elected, gets impeached or resigns or what? I know Magary has decided that Trump will never ever leave. Personally I think this is some sort of Simmons-y reverse jinx, but that’s neither here nor there. What say everyone else?

I don’t really want to be the guy that goes there, but I have been around the dude a little bit and he seemed like a total locker room cancer. I worked for Oakland’s Triple-A affiliate in 2011 and Carter failed to make the big club out of spring training. He played like utter shit. And then when he got to Sacramento,…

The roof was not open for the game. So, if you knew that then you realized it was pre-taped. I actually thought it was a Pepsi commercial featuring Gaga that they were playing leading into her performance. When they cut to live action I just said “oh shit that was part of it, they must have taped that”.

“This particular model includes a water bottle beer holder and three side pockets.”

“This particular model includes a water bottle beer holder and three side pockets.”

Bortles regressed this year but his 2015 was really good. Not fair to call him a bust yet. Also, Goff and Wentz...too early.

The peanut butter & honey Lance’s are fucking gold. I still buy them sometimes.

Pretzels are awesome. Fuck you, Magary. You’re a monster.

Username checks out.

Appropriate.

Can’t wait for St. Totteringham’s Day this spring. It will be as glorious as it is every year.

I first started reading and was shocked by a few things. First of all I’ll echo a lot of the top comments and say Frank’s intervention episode is ranked WAY too low. No idea where the author of this list is coming from there. But I noticed that with a BUNCH of the episodes down near the bottom I was saying to myself…

“Giroux” is actually just French for ginger.

I too have literally never consumed coffee and have only tried strawberries a couple times ever. But instead of being Tom Brady, I’m a 30 year old, 6'7" overweight guy whose greatest athletic achievement was an overtime high school basketball playoff game where everyone in front of me on the depth chart fouled out. I…