Crabtree: “Man, my grandmomma gave me that chain.”

Appropriate.

Can I get out of the greys just because I’m also from rural NW Ohio? Hahaha

“So THAT’S where Terrence Jones went.”

Tell me this Latvian rap song about him isn’t awesome haha.

To be fair, “The Searchers” is a fantastic movie. I came across it the other night on TCM and couldn’t switch the channel until it’s over.

Maybe posting this awesome Latvian rap video all about Kristaps Porzingis will finally get Deadspin to follow me so I am out of the greys. Although they used to follow me and somehow I ended up back in the greys? This shit is so weird.

Don’t be fatuous, Jeffrey.

V.I. Lenin! Vladimir Ilyich Ulyanov!!

Quick, come up with something similar to “CJK5H” and share the shit out of it so that if he ever does run, his campaign will be about as successful as Craig James’.

How many stars does this comment deserve? The answer is ALL OF THEM. I was #169, but I’ve seen far more on other comments in the past. C’mon people, give this man his due!

“Horses are terrible people, Lois.”

I WILL EAT YOUR BABIES, BITCH!!!

This is the stat I bring up with hysterical laughter anytime NBC refers to any sort of USA/Australia swimming “rivalry”.

“I’m pissed off now, Jobu. Look I go to you, I stick up for you. If you no help me now, I say FUCK YOU JOBU. I do it myself.”

As a Dodgers fan, let me clear some things up here. First of all, full disclosure - I love Puig. I don’t think Josh Reddick (or Jay Bruce) is the answer, either option makes the LA lineup too left-handed (Utley, Seager, A-Gon, Pederson, Reddick).

Fuck Dan Patrick and that intentional mispronunciation in the ass with a lit cigar.

Haha he was always listed at 6'0" and I knew he wasn’t 6 feet tall but I was giving him a little credit. I remember him standing next to Nate Robinson and he was a few inches taller than him. Not saying much though.

I think Paul is overrated, but I don’t totally buy into this.

Jordan’s first retirement.