I said this on the original post, and I'll say it again. The Three Stooges fake firm of "Dewey, Cheatem & Howe" will never be usurped as the greatest fake law firm ever. I love the baseball stats reference here but c'mon.

No, you're wrong. At least I think so. My dad is a huge Stooges fan and he has a Dewey Cheatem and Howe t-shirt.

Yeah, Drew missed the two most obvious choices. Jackson and Ulysses S. Grant. Sorry but Woodrow Wilson is a distant third followed by Adams, Monroe & Madison in whatever order you wish because it doesn't matter.

Beyond the $21K - $23K bonus? No. NFL salaries are split up into 17 equal paycheck and distributed during the regular season. You don't get paid in the offseason, you don't get paid for preseason games, and you don't get paid for playoff games beyond those bonuses and the contract bonuses Drew alluded to.

Stu Scott is smiling somewhere. Listen to Dickie V. Fantastic stuff.

Thanks for posting this again, I never get tired of seeing it. Such magic. What a fucking rocket.

Rockets fan here. Already ruing.

Can the calls for Giannis to be in the dunk contest get louder please?

Saw your other replies here too. Ty Corbin was/is possibly the single worst head coach in the NBA in the last 25 years. A previous Deadspin post called his tenure in Utah an "unmitigated disaster" and I commented that even that was giving him too much credit. Throw in the fact that he was following up Jerry Sloan and…

He's pissed off because he didn't find out the owner was batshit insane until AFTER he signed a 4 year extension. So he did all the work in the offseason with Team USA and seemingly took a big step forward only to realize that he's stuck in a complete mess for at least the next 4 years. His career will be half over…

Actually, my first thought was Justin Verlander.

Easy for you to say that a man should just altogether avoid his home country (where I'm sure most of his family is).

The last time I had League Pass (2 years ago), you were pretty much stuck with the home team feed except for rare exceptions. There was no choosing home or away feeds. At the time it was one of the main complaints from people who compared it (unfavorably) to MLB.tv. Deadspin hasn't written a 2014-15 version of that…

I live in Ohio, but I'm not a Cavs fan. However, as just an NBA fan in general, it's pretty cool that I can watch every game from one of the better teams in the league without buying League Pass. Having said that, their announcers are fucking AWFUL. Listening to Austin Carr makes me want to stab myself in the ear.

Exactly. Everything you said is on point. Bobby Bowden IS Florida State. There were no expectations before he came along. Also, he wasn't really "forced out", he knew it was time to go. MAYBE he sticks around for one more year in a perfect world but retiring at age 80 from a place where you've been for 34 years…

Pictured: Sepp Blatter wishing a motherfucker would.

I did an internship in Sacramento in college and was truly glad when Ranadive bought the team and got the approval for a new downtown arena. They love that team and deserve to keep it.

"But we gotta have AIDS before we pee in her eye socket!"

Neither this post nor the ESPN post on this story has the vote tally. I'm wondering if he won by the largest margin ever (more than Desmond Howard) or if not, how close he was? Who finished second? I didn't watch the show because I knew he was going to win. Correct me if I'm wrong, ESPN usually shows the voting…

Holy fucking shit.