What do you know, indeed. He's back.

And I (not as) humiliatingly had no idea who Jonathan Bernier is.

Yeah but really, Mike Brown wouldn't fire a Bengals coach with money left on his contract even if he went 2-14 three years in a row.

"Also, if you ask hockey fans, hockey players are IRON GRITMEN who get up every morning and disembowel themselves to toughen up for their second shift against the Flames that evening. Wherease NBA players are prissy little divas who take the night off if they get a hangnail. LACE UP SOME SKATES D-ROSE, AND I'LL SHOW…

This is some good ass kinja.

That's Professor Andre Miller to you, Burneko.

Should be mentioned that Cardale Jones's only claim to fame so far in his Buckeye career is the time he tweeted that "he aint come here to play no school" a couple years ago.

Hahaha you're probably right about Draper. And thank you for actually answering my question (or at least attempting). If you check the other reply I got you'll notice I got in an argument with some fucktard who actually thought Bills/Jets not being available on Sunday Ticket Monday night was going to piss off a ton of…

Haha ok man, keep up your illusions about the rest of the country giving a fuck about the 5-5 Buffalo Bills led by Kyle Orton all you want, that's a fairy tale. ("OMG THEY'RE RIGHT ON THE EDGE OF THE POSTSEASON IN WEEK 12!!")

Well CBS is still going to televise the game in NYC and Western NY, so those people are taken care of from that standpoint. The local markets will see the game regardless. I was saying the rest of the country would be a lot angrier about a game being postponed and then relegated to "local markets only" on a Monday…

This is Jets/Bills, so not a ton of people are going to care. Even if Sunday Ticket is unavailable the outcry will be minimal. I wonder what would happen if this was Broncos/Patriots scheduled for a 4pm Sunday time slot that most of the country was slated to see? Technically not a "national game", (obviously if SNF or…

Yeah, this is the peak of the "half man, half amazing" era.

I think we're missing the point here. I mean what in the actual fuck is Marreese Speights doing with a 27.9 usage rate??

Hot Rod!

I understand my FSU logo avatar is going to make everyone think I'm just being a homer but fuck you, Tim Tebow was definitely THAT BAD. He fucking sucked. Even Blaine Gabbert was completing more than 50% of his passes. Tebow beat 7 shitty teams that season to make the playoffs. Not one of his victories was against a…

If this turns out like his book, where we all laughed and called him crazy at first and then it ended up being true, we should just make Jose Canseco President of the World.

As a fan of another Western Conference team and someone who loathes the Lakers, I've come to look forward to these numerous weekly posts about how they are hilarious and terrible (and actually COACHED to play terribly). So even after you get the inevitable "why does Deadspin hate the Lakers so much" and "we get it,…

Whoa, easy buddy. Read Albert's original question. "Is there any reason the KNICKS would do this deal?" I responded, then he agreed, and then I suggested Kobe for Amare. In saying it might make "SOME sense for both teams" at the end of my 2nd post, I was implying that the Lakers are going to be the worst team in the…