What's up with that one random county in upstate New York that roots for the Patriots?

That one tweet that snuck in there complaining because of American Horror Story, don't think we didn't notice that. That was probably a burner account of yours Draper.

And here I thought Timmy's worst vice was laughing hysterically (to the point of tears) at Scott Van Pelt's Baltimore accent.

But I thought all Duke grads were nothing but pure class? I'm so confused.

Burneko, if the Sixers are on TNT once this season someone at Turner should be fired.

I don't agree with these rankings either (except first and last), but apparently you have not seen Marchman's cereal rankings. An atrocity.

Country is ranked one spot too high and you forgot "being hit by a car".

I've never seen anything David Lynch has done, but I read all the way through this and it's insane how in every argument you guys have there's Marchman and then everyone else. After reading his atrocious cereal rankings and also reading all of your (correct) responses, I'm inclined to side with the "David Lynch sucks"…

I'll back Woodyard on this one, Kuharsky is an idiot. He previously was ESPN.com's "AFC South reporter" before they hired writers for all 32 teams. I'm a Jaguars fan and have been shaking my head at everything this guy has written for 5 years.

Skip to the 5:25 mark and enjoy.

Fast forward to the 5:25 mark and enjoy haha.

I didn't do a double-take until she basically told Oklahoma QB Trevor Knight that she wanted to fuck him on the air.

Great retort. Don't respond to any of the legitimate points I made or offer answers to the legitimate questions I asked you. Just act like an asshole. Ahh, the internet.

So you're going to kick Michigan out too? Also, Indiana doesn't do daylight savings so they spend half the year on Eastern time and half the year on Central time. Your argument is dumb. If you look at Ohio's other major borders, Kentucky is part of the South, and Pennsylvania is part of the Northeast or the…

The Indians made the playoffs last season (albeit for one day) and were in contention the entire season in 2014. They were dead LAST in attendance this season (even behind the Rays!). I went to college in NE Ohio and spent six years having to listen to the "our fans are awesome" shit. Their fan base is a joke. It's a…

For all the "Big Game James" hype, Shields is 2-4 with a 4.98 ERA in his career in postseason games.

Those 1968 stats are totally insane. However, nothing special about Tiant doing that in the AL as opposed to the NL because the DH wasn't introduced until 1973.

Maybe if Coach bought American, he'd be able to figure out how to set his clock. My Chevy has tiny little "hour" and "minute" buttons under one of the knobs.

^THIS. It all evens out. Stop bitching.

I live in NW Ohio, not North Florida dipshit. I was 9 years old when my Dad's favorite team (the Browns) picked up and left for Baltimore. The Jaguars started playing the next year and I picked them as my team. Stuck with them ever since.