I'm a Jaguars fan and I really enjoy Vito Stellino (@vitostellino) from the Florida Times-Union. Old school guy, calls it like he sees it. I also really like his draft analysis every year (the fact that it's essentially all a big crapshoot).

Note Marchman's correct list. Nacho Monreal is in fact, the WORST.

Monreal is the absolute fucking worst.

"We're so lost, the only reliable guy left is Mike Francesca"

For the first 2 full minutes of this video this woman couldn't get her god damn seatbelt off if the car was on fire.

Drew, this is the first time in my long Funbag reading history that I have read the first question/response and immediately skipped everything to comment. WHO THE FUCK uses their thumb to pick their nose? I admit I have large hands but seriously how small are your hands that your fucking thumb even fits in your…

Doesn't the Washington professional football team play in Landover, MD?

I think the funniest part about this is that Cormier seems to think Jones is threatening to kill him in a fight if he spits in Jones' face. His "you could never kill me, Jon" quote makes me think that. When in reality I think Jones is basically telling Cormier that he would go find a gun and shoot him if he ever spit…

Drew, you call yourself a writer and you said that Dungy wrote the "forward" for Pagano's book. Was this a joke or do you not know it's supposed to be "foreword"? I scrolled through some of the comments and didn't see anything. Am I the only one that caught this?

That kid shouldn't have been running out on the track like that, but you can clearly see and hear Stewart hit the throttle and basically steer right into him. WOW that's awful.

Go look at the 7 teams those Broncos beat after Tebow took over. Not one of them made the playoffs that year. Then against Pittsburgh in the 1st round, Ryan Clark couldn't play because of sickle cell and the Steelers lost like 3 or 4 other defensive starters during the game to injury. They won on a fluke pass in OT…

Anger is a good punter, yes. Considering how much the Jags punt, he's actually an asset to the team. Also, our last good punter (Chris Hanson, an All-Pro in 2002) almost chopped off his foot with an axe in the goddamn locker room after Jack Del Rio put a chopping block in there to symbolize the players needed to "keep…

This was the exact reason I wanted the Jags to draft Johnny Manziel. How often were the freaking Browns on TV before they picked that kid? Never! However, I am a Seminoles fan. Therefore my stance will always be FUCK TEBOW. I understand that a large part of our fan base are Gators fans and want the Jags to sign him.…

I was watching the game live when this happened and I have watched this replay 4 or 5 times and I STILL think he was out. His foot is still in the air when Gonzalez's glove first catches it. This is one of those plays that is so close it brings up the "When is he out? When the ball first touches the glove? When he…

First of all, as a Seminoles fan AND a Jaguars fan, I'll tell you right now Jacksonville would beat FSU 96-3. I know Drew was just joking in the first paragraph, but still.

They screwed them in the way that one guy in your fantasy draft does when he picks the guy you've been eyeing for three rounds two picks in front of you. It's legal, but it can still piss you off.

Angels starter Hector Santiago still throws it, pretty much exclusively to right handed hitters.

The only argument that pork can make is bacon. Fuck pork chops. Bacon is awesome but I'm giving it up before beef 100 times out of 100.

He attended a Dodgers/Phillies game in Philadelphia the weekend that Beckett threw his no hitter. Charley Steiner and Orel Hershiser were talking about him on the air. He had a beard longer than Brian Wilson's at the time.

The amount of people taking you serious and not getting the Randy Moss reference is utterly ridiculous. That clip must never die. You guys should post it once a week as the Up All Night video until we're sure everyone has seen it.