It begins.

at least we still have this

My favorite recent genre of story is some dude who has a dream job but fucks that up by saying the N-word. I enjoy it purely for the schadenfreude.

“A good lesson to take from this is that it’s never a good idea to use racial slurs at work.”

Great, what’s next for these libtard snowflake office rules? A requirement that I wear a shirt? A requirement that I only piss and shit in the bathroom?  THANKS OBUMMER

Pretty weird for the suddenly “bury the past” franchise

Sacramento is finalizing a trade to send forward Let’s Remember a Guy to Memphis for Let’s Remember a Guy, Not a Real Guy and cash, league sources tell ESPN.

I once counted the number of separate law enforcement entities on patrol in my area and hit double figures.

<clapping slowly.... stands up.... forcefully clapping....>

Under Ohio law, strippers are not allowed to touch patrons—unless it’s a family member.

Nah, wasn’t that the one where the robots were trying to kill the chick, to kill the dude, and the chick was like, “Nah,” and the dude was all, “Get down!”, and Arnold Schwarzenegger was all like, “I’ll be Bach!”, and shit?

No, but her psychology is not half-bad. And she either can’t take bumps yet or she can take them really well, because she sold the shit out of Nia. 

In what way is Ronda being portrayed like a female Eugene?

As a Spurs fan, I am ok with getting nothing for him.  Let him sit out the year and then sign to play with LeBron when LeBron is 35 and dwindling.

Just skip the fights and the cars and the plots and have them spend two hours trying to out smolder one another.

After the fight he was asked what the hell happened, and because he has a 256-54-10 record, he mumbled incoherently asking what decade it was. 

No Misty Knight? This is bullshit!

Hell, Luke’s characterization was what I liked the most in TLJ.

Luke being a super cynical old man makes perfect sense to me, so much so that I seriously don’t understand those who are upset that Luke isn’t the idealist of the original trilogy. Yes, he was super idealistic...when he was young, but age and experience and seeing what happened with his nephew have chipped away at him…

Because once you allow that, then the next thing you know players with doctorates in Biology or Chemistry will insist on being called Doctor. Which fine, I can live with that. But next thing you know people with doctorates in say History, or Philosophy, or god forbid English Literature will insist we call them Doctor…

I thought I’d add a new take on a fan favorite.