As a Spurs fan, I am ok with getting nothing for him.  Let him sit out the year and then sign to play with LeBron when LeBron is 35 and dwindling.

Just skip the fights and the cars and the plots and have them spend two hours trying to out smolder one another.

After the fight he was asked what the hell happened, and because he has a 256-54-10 record, he mumbled incoherently asking what decade it was. 

Because once you allow that, then the next thing you know players with doctorates in Biology or Chemistry will insist on being called Doctor. Which fine, I can live with that. But next thing you know people with doctorates in say History, or Philosophy, or god forbid English Literature will insist we call them Doctor…

I thought I’d add a new take on a fan favorite.

I’m willing to risk it to meet whoever yelled “Hey it’s that guy who’s going to jail!” at Michael Cohen.

Wondering if separating “tender age” children from their parents for 8-10 hours per day in daycare for 5 years has any lasting affects? Those kids cry, too.

Remember folks, doxxing is bad unless it’s done against people you disagree with nazis.

Cannot. Unsee.

It would appear that Obama must continue to play the “Magical Negro” role until white liberals are satisfied with his overall performance.

“Big Dookie! 9-1-1!” - Tim Horton’s manager

This is just like when I recall how many pieces of bread everyone at the table has already had when I’m taking the last one for myself.

All the more reason to make it happen!

Police were on the scene grilling bystanders about the incident and took away several suspects in a pattywagon.

I dig this guy:

Knows who Vince Russo is, pretends not to be a pro wrestling fan.

Richie Incognito looks like he was in a sports movie 20 years ago as a kid and has reunited with his castmates for a photoshoot for People Magazine.

Now that’s some offensive rebounding!

RE: the photo at the top of the post.

The most unsettling part is how quickly he turns to assisting her. Picking up her purse, attempting to put her glasses back on. It’s that sort of, “I’m so nice, why do you make me do this?” behavior. The power dynamic of abusers is absolutely chilling.