Rian Johnson Explains Leia’s Big Last Jedi Move Again for Fans Who Are Having Trouble Accepting It

It’s the milk dribbling into his beard that really makes the scene

Fucking Nnnnnn Peppermint Roll

At least this kid practices his lay-ups, Patrick. If you think I’m not still bitter about ‘95 you are very sadly mistaken.

Alien Nation was originally a 1988 movie starring James Caan as the human and Mandy Patinkin as the alien. It was an okay flick, and the TV show was just as good (the pregnancy episode was a classic). I saw Bright as a magic version of Alien Nation and that, along with what looked like gang banger troll like creatures…

For the second consecutive New Year’s Day, Arizona Arians lose one of their own.

I’m not familiar with your American footed ball, but is there anything in this young man’s background that suggests emotional instability and poor impulse control?

This. The finished product is amazing - and let’s face it, even the worst film is still an amazing accomplishment using light and technology to put a moving image on a screen, with synced sound and music, with people making us believe the things they’re doing and saying as different people, and entire armies of people…

I’m always amazed how much work went into making a beautiful spectacle for a poorly told, insane story about a villainously selfish  grandma recalling the one time she fucked a hobo and then let him die.

Fun fact about Titanic. When I was 13, it was the only movie my family owned that had nudity in it and I used to know exactly how long it took for the VHS to fast forward or rewind to the painting scene and how much time I had to check if the coast was clear.

I would wager a significant amount of money that Trump asked about aliens on his first day as president. Maybe even in the first hour.

Indeed. In my office ridesharing program I met-a-car-pal who was unable to see the levity of these situations.

Honestly, if you can’t see that race and racism touch nearly every single aspect of our lives then you are half asleep at the wheel.

Jesus, your job really is to just walk into the office, sit down, and ask yourself: “What can I call racist today? What have the racists done this time?”

Not pictured: the Texans’ staff immediately sent Zaid back out on the court for a second attempt.

OK everyone making this joke this blog is NOT about me!!!!! I only watched A Christmas Prince 15 times.

I don’t know, X-3 was pretty horrible and they kind of poo poo’d on a lot of the already established themes and ideas of the first two movies. Plus it basically said “screw you” to audiences who wanted to see sentinels, instead turning them into a cut-away scene in the Danger Room. That’s not to mention the disservice…

The hottest and most generic of takes.

Okafor sighs, and looks out the window with a dreary mood, waiting patiently for the day when he can give up the ruse and get started on the career he always wanted—ship-in-a-bottle maker. Today, like so many days before it, is not that day.