I’m not familiar with your American footed ball, but is there anything in this young man’s background that suggests emotional instability and poor impulse control?

I’m always amazed how much work went into making a beautiful spectacle for a poorly told, insane story about a villainously selfish  grandma recalling the one time she fucked a hobo and then let him die.

Fun fact about Titanic. When I was 13, it was the only movie my family owned that had nudity in it and I used to know exactly how long it took for the VHS to fast forward or rewind to the painting scene and how much time I had to check if the coast was clear.

I would wager a significant amount of money that Trump asked about aliens on his first day as president. Maybe even in the first hour.

Indeed. In my office ridesharing program I met-a-car-pal who was unable to see the levity of these situations.

Not pictured: the Texans’ staff immediately sent Zaid back out on the court for a second attempt.

OK everyone making this joke this blog is NOT about me!!!!! I only watched A Christmas Prince 15 times.

The hottest and most generic of takes.

Okafor sighs, and looks out the window with a dreary mood, waiting patiently for the day when he can give up the ruse and get started on the career he always wanted—ship-in-a-bottle maker. Today, like so many days before it, is not that day.

So I’m no rock climbing expert or anything, but I am a big sissy. Around the 10 second mark when the rock obviously starts to break more, I would have noped the fuck right on down from there.

By way of comparison, NBC only let one employee go today.

-6 fouls to give

+0 lateral quickness

Their contact began, Allen said, after Coleman catfished him by pretending to be “a number of attractive women interested in Ray Allen.”

BOOOOOOOOOO

I’m not sure this is the Jahill the Sixers want to die on

Out-fucking-standing.

Pence

Yep. Part of the reason Marvel’s attempt to replace the X-Men with the Inhumans has failed, no doubt, is because the X-Men have always been an allegory for oppressed groups, while the Inhumans are privileged royalty who have been looked up to. That’s not stopping Marvel from being petty in the world of video games.