Not pictured: the Texans’ staff immediately sent Zaid back out on the court for a second attempt.

OK everyone making this joke this blog is NOT about me!!!!! I only watched A Christmas Prince 15 times.

The hottest and most generic of takes.

Okafor sighs, and looks out the window with a dreary mood, waiting patiently for the day when he can give up the ruse and get started on the career he always wanted—ship-in-a-bottle maker. Today, like so many days before it, is not that day.

So I’m no rock climbing expert or anything, but I am a big sissy. Around the 10 second mark when the rock obviously starts to break more, I would have noped the fuck right on down from there.

By way of comparison, NBC only let one employee go today.

-6 fouls to give

+0 lateral quickness

Their contact began, Allen said, after Coleman catfished him by pretending to be “a number of attractive women interested in Ray Allen.”

BOOOOOOOOOO

I’m not sure this is the Jahill the Sixers want to die on

Out-fucking-standing.

Pence

Yep. Part of the reason Marvel’s attempt to replace the X-Men with the Inhumans has failed, no doubt, is because the X-Men have always been an allegory for oppressed groups, while the Inhumans are privileged royalty who have been looked up to. That’s not stopping Marvel from being petty in the world of video games.

*Grabs popcorn to watch owners implode*

This is the purest desire I’ve ever felt in my life to see both sides lose.

The worst part was the diner guy essentially saying equality needs to be earned, like his ancestors earned their equality.

I am a Cavs fan, and I thank Jeebus every day that James (I love calling him “James”- makes me feel like Hubie Brown. Nobody else calls him “James”) was born in a zip code close to 44115. It is a joy to watch this dude play, and he’s earned the right to do whatever he wants. I hope he stays but I could never hate him…

Thanks to a panel-wide misunderstanding of Asian geography and some nimble betting work, he won.