Nintendo still hasn’t found what they were looking for.

Reminds me of the last fight I got in. This guy at a bar was looking at me. So I said, “What the fuck you looking at asshole?” He looks at me and says, “Nothing.” I stood up. “Damn right, you better not be.” This guy had no business fucking with a guy like me, so I said, “ You have no business fucking with a guy like…

Way to cherry pick that quote, assholes.
Buffer goes on to clarify, “But also with breasts...but with nipples, which Chuck also has/had. I mean, I guess they’re still there. But also with cornrows and without the goatee. Also, they have different taste in movies, but that wasn’t a big part of their fight plans,…

i thought the infinity old yeller set may not have been in the best taste.

Yeah, the people who thought Hillary Clinton was a socialist would have absolutely voted for someone who calls himself one.

The DNC didn’t anoint her as anything. The Democratic Party voted for her.
She was the chosen candidate of the DNC in 2008 too and she still lost. If Bernie had run a better campaign and Clinton hadn’t spent 30 years creating a network of political pros at her disposal, he would have won.

Clinton 65,844,954

“Someone remind me why Sanders’ inner circle wrote off the South again?”

Seriously. Googling shit is so much better than actually engaging with and talking to other human beings.

Jet fuel melts good defenses. That’s just science.

1) So this reminds me that it might be a good time to elaborate on a little thing called game theor

New Day is so big they are launching their own cereal. Not only that they are so big they convinced the company to make freaking unicorn horn merch....fucking Unicorn Merch. On top of that they are so big that they told the company “Wrestlemania....our Superbowl...the companies yearly We are a serious company and this…

Wait, wait, wait. The New Day are now the longest reigning Tag Team in WWE history. For about half of their run, they were heels that worked to get cheap heat from the crowds until they started their babyface run about a year ago. That doesn’t seem like they aren’t taken seriously. A comedy tag-team is something like…

Maybe it will be good for Penn State to get a sense of how it feels to have its case ignored.

I don’t know you! That’s my purse!

+1 Embarrassed that I’m laughing

“International Federation of Bodybuilding president Rafael Santonja”

...but what has trump said about the issue?

Nope, not mine. Did you lose one?

+1 nerd reference.