How has he gone this long without slipping up and calling someone a 'spook' on air?

You know, I'd always fantasized about what Kate Upton would look like topless. My fantasies never included this much pasty white dude ass.

It is profoundly depressing that there are people who are forced to get their porn via 3DS.

Even without factoring in what Cowherd's racial issues are, this is just a bullshit assessment of Wall. "Very good supporting cast..." Is this the same supporting cast that started the season 3-28 without Wall in 2012-2013, and were basically a .500 team the minute he came back? Give me break. Anyone who actually…

I could deal with the losing. As a sports fan, losing is part of the bargain. So if the Skins stunk, and the owner was a guy like Abe Pollin, a genuinely nice old man who just wasn't up to the task of managing a winning basketball team for the last couple decades of his life, I could manage. But Snyder is such a…

I think there is — or should be — a difference between defending yourself and simply retaliating. Ray Rice's fiancee was built like Serena Williams, or if she was carrying a weapon, then I could maybe seem him feeling like he had to punch her to protect himself. That, to me, would be self-defense. But I think this…

Excellent list. Loved all of these. Although I'd probably put GQ #1, if for no other reason it made the phrase "rudimentary lathe" into a killer laughline. I'm laughing even as I type this.

I didn't think anything on this show was funny, didn't have a thing for any of the girls and thought most of the stories were beyond ridiculous. But I watched every episode. Why?

When do we stop treating a guy who switched teams like he ran off with the pension fund?

I might have been able to get through the first stage of this. Maybe. MAYBE. Provided I had on my good sneakers and had taken a healthy BM that morning. Beyond that though its all tears and torn rotator cuffs. You're a goddamned super-hero, Kacy. Bravo.

Yao was drafted in '02, not '06.

Can we say Batman/Batman Returns? I know technically there were two more movies, but with a new director, new lead, and a completely different tone. If that doesn't stand up, I'll go with either the Bad Boys movies or the Bill & Teds.

"BECAUSE ITS MY F***ING SHOW!"

The point you're making isn't that the things they're asking for are wrong or unfair or impossible, just that they're hard. Its like the fact that its going to take some effort to find solutions means they shouldn't bother with it at all. First off, teams should ALREADY have independent docs on the sidelines checking…

That's a valid point, if it were true that unions were going to cost the schools an enormous amount of money. But I'm not sure why they would. CAPA isn't asking for players to paid a salary. If I'm not mistaken, the case they presented to the NLRB was that scholarships already served as salary, which is why only the…

Deadspin didn't try him, they reported a story. The guy was charged. Should they they not have reported it? Is there some reason for them to have known that he would eventually be cleared?

I guess its possible that it was this guy's responsibility to watch the backs of the other officers, and maybe the girl could have violated the buffer zone. But jeez, it sure would be nice if we asked cops to use to discretion when it comes to using force, rather than instructing them to err on the side of kill.…

They enabled this guy right up until he killed someone. If at any point, they would have refused to back him up and let justice takes its course, maybe he learns a lesson and becomes a better person. Or at the very least, he's taken out of circulation for a while and he's not in a position to do more harm for a little…

The format of the tournament is fine, its the selection process that's flawed. I'm not sure if that can ever be fixed.

It would be stupid of Sony to ever give up the license. I hated TASM, but I don't fault Sony for wanting to hold on to it.