Jackson began his statement by referencing a robbery that occurred at a convenience store on Saturday, August 9, the same day Brown was shot. According to Jackson, Wilson was at the scene of a sick call with an ambulance, he received the call about a "strong arm robbery" at a store and then "encountered" Brown.…

If they were really in it for the long haul they'd swallow the key and then cut it out once the relationship was over. Like in Saw.

The funniest thing about it is that when he's got the mic in his hand he sounds like a news reporter in the middle of a hurricane.

There was a Cracked article that talked about how in America, our culture trains us (in general) to feel good when others' succeed. They cited some research and showed a video of a guy winning the million on Who Wants to Be a Millionaire? where the crowd just keeps going insane the more money he wins and almost always…

Exactly! That's was great and I loved that they caught her boyfriend speaking to another guy "She's one of the most incredible athletes I've ever known." :)

Hello! First of all, your movie ruled. And for context, I'm a 28 year old dude, so not exactly your target audience.

Babysat a friend's grizzly? Who the fuck are your friends?

Oh, fuck yourself.

It just feels like something is missing from this skit. Oh right, comedy.

I dream for the day when people look at a picture like this and give her the mother of the year award.

This is what my grandparents think college looks like for art majors.

I'm a 43 year old single dad. My 11 year old daughter and a friend begged me to take them. I agreed after checking with the parents of the other girl. I am a big movie buff and before walking in, only knowing this was the "YA cancer movie", I told my daughter that I apologize if I start to snore and just wake me up.…

I cried HARD when I read the book. I saw the film when it opened on Friday, with about 100 tween girls, was prepared with all the Kleenex, but then ended up laughing my ass off at 100 tweens sobbing in some sort of hormonal meltdown. It was awesome.

Points to Gatto for not using her prominence for something other than anti-abortion advocacy

How does one manage perfectly symmetric vitiligo? For these models, even when there is a genetic problem they win the genetic lottery.

Back when I was working at the movie theater I had something like this happen. A man came up to buy a ticket to some new indie documentary and asked me if I knew what it was about. I hadn't had a chance to look at the description and when I told him he replied it was about evolution. I said that sounded cool, and that…

The idea that St Ive's is bad for your skin is probably very good for her business.

Didn't RTFA; just wanted to pop in and say fuck them both in their goddamn stupid faces. That is all.

I watched about 15 minutes of the show last night. It's SO invasive. SO terrible and also SO contrived. She tries to come off at this wonderful mother and she's laying there sobbing in front of her kids and lying when they look at her all freaked out asking "uh, why are you crying." She is a needy broken mess. My life…