On a scale from light beige to slightly-darker beige, how much does this chart suck?

Why can't anyone make a decent map anymore? What a disgusting color pallet that is too hard to distinguish. Come on, get some cartographic skills!

I sometimes get mad at ancient peoples for not domesticating animals like foxes and bears. Like, did you even try?

The silver lining I took away from this is that the U.S. Ambassador to Denmark is an openly gay environmentalist.

Can we please curb the use of "Truther" as a description of these type of people and use the more accurate "Paranoid Schizophrenic"?

Can we talk about how that appears to be an iPhone 5 screen badly photoshopped onto an iPhone 4 so the aspect ratio is all fucked up? C'mon, JC Penney junior designer! You can be better!

I'm pretty sure it would be impossible to orgasm while thinking in any way about Rand Paul.

Who is Hitler in this analogy? Dunham or Jezebel? (I'm smiling right now imagining this as an essay test question).

I can see this point of view, but it's at best debatable. The difference in magnitude between Hitler-level-evil and "niceness" makes the comparison hard to see, but like randomly torturing Hitler wouldn't make you a good person. Stopping him would - using exactly as much violence as is necessary to do that and no more.

What made the photoshopping bullshit so bad was that Dunham has been a target of Jez's for years. If they didn't understand the implications of what they did given the anti-Dunham context this site has encouraged over and over, then they really are very short-sighted.

Yeah that "nice vs. mean" paragraph really bugged me. Way too black and white. First off, it is a lot harder to be "nice" in demanding situations. Being nice also doesn't mean withholding criticism!!! It's offering criticism in a respectful way.

Agreed that nice is superior to mean.

No, Tracie, that's not why people called you and your colleagues 'mean girls'. They called you one bc you willingly paid TEN FUCKING THOUSAND DOLLARS to get unretouched photos for the sole purpose of trying to point out Lena's flaws under the guise of "critical discussion". And when Lena's "flaws" weren't as gossip…

For the love of dog, Jezebel, let it go, just let it go.

How's that crow pie with sour grapes tasting?

I've lost track of all the corporations I need to avoid. I'm sure my money is going to terrible people everywhere no matter what.

I would send that out as head shots, god damn.

Hours and hours of:

For real!! Everyone knows it. They know it. Stop trying to make what you did happen, Jezebel. It ain't happening.