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i wouldnt want to bring my baby to a fancy dinner like that bc i would want to be able to enjoy every leisurely bite. with a baby, you have to eat in 3 minutes or less and get going!

How simply marvelous!

I hate when people use Martin Luther King Jr. as a some sort of moral compass for all Black folk everywhere. Let's talk about how his actual father is a Black Panther, who didn't believe that nonviolence (the actual method of resistance that people trained to use b/c defending oneself) was necessary for change. But,

naw, lots of weight in the back

I've only got one thing to say: If you don't think screaming "NIGGER LOVER" in someone's face is a form of violence then I can't with you.

Are you really going to compare use of the N word by a white racist and by a black rapper. Really, tho

As a person with two different ethnicities of parents (black mom, white dad) who has heard this vile attack several hundred times throughout my life all I want to do is hug Kanye.

The sleeves are disturbing me. That wide mesh looks like 80s gym tank tops, not like a fancy dress.

Unpopular opinion: I do not like beards.

You're not thinking racist enough.

You know what my teacher was wrong about?

Everyone carries calculators around with them now.

I know! It's, like, sooooo, like, weird that different situations are different.

Oh, for Christs sake, America. My goddamn dog Gary has a more appropriate name than the future of the country.

We were at a bar, and every time she was on the screen, people would start yelling, "STOP KILLING KIDS, JENNY MCCARTHY!" It was amazing.

I can't even watch Game of Thrones or The Walking Dead in the presence of my pup. Anytime I gasp, moan or deeply sigh my dog goes crazy with concern. She paws my face and looks searchingly into my eyes. It's very sweet but distracting. This is her Countess DOGwager look...

I always elect to err in the opposite direction. "Your baby is so cute!" is always the right way to go in my book. I'd rather accidentally embarrass someone that isn't the parent as opposed to the person who is. It's worked out okay for me so far.

"Here, have some of this butter with a cock stamped on it! I just made it myself, and boy is my arm ever tired!"

My life.

Isn't that what the top right image shows?