"I really want to be your friend!"

The time in which a new update to Apple iOS comes out and the calendar hits June 1

No system is perfect. But you don't create quality care just by using money. Instead of swapping stories, compare: infant mortality rate in the Czech Republic vs the USA: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_c…

As an attorney who chooses to work for a low-paying public interest organization, I resent the implication that a professional who chooses a low paying career is worse at her job than someone who pulls in 6 or 7 figures for the same work,

You really can't compare the medical system in Central and Eastern Europe to that of Western Europe, the UK or Canada. Yes, in places like Hungry where they have only had democracy for about 50 years the socialized medical system could be greatly improved, but in France, Belgium, The Netherlands, Finland, ect the…

I live next door(in a duplex- so next door) to a wonderful family with an asshole child. He hits my hydrangea blossoms with sticks until they explode, and throws pine cones at my BF while he mows the lawn and is generally a little shit. I have suspicions that he hides my mail. I've started turning the hose on him when…

Don't say you got really lucky. Say, "we did a fucking awesome job". Parenting is hard. You deserve a pat on your back.

I was at the cupcake store the other day and witnessed a super-human level of mom control. A mother was picking out a set of cupcakes with her two young daughters, and as they were about to pay at the counter, one of the girls promptly began temper-tantruming all over the place because she didn't get the cupcake she…

HE'LL DO WHATEVER HE WANTS TO DO, GOSH.

My son is kinda an asshole sometimes but its only because he's learned to be really sarcastic from me. He often tells me not to judge him, and one time when I asked him why he insists on throwing all of his blankets OFF his bed every night before he goes to bed, he replied "I don't know, that's just what I like to do.…

INSANE episode even for this show. Martha yelling "Beg for it!" to Andy as she frat-paddled him was almost as shocking as her breaking 6 glass beer bottles over his head while the EMT sttod by in case Andy passed out (and it looked like he almost might a few times...).

Is it definite that the threesome was with a guy and a woman and not two guys?

You know underneath that prim and proper exterior she's licking V's and sucking P's all over the world. "It's a good thing."

*sigh* I guess I'm obligated by the laws of the Internet to ask: Was the lube butter?

Either I need more coffee or I missed when someone hit me over the head with a frying pan this morning, because my initial thought on looking at the first photo was, "Wow, SJP is a LOT taller than Matthew Broderick." Didn't even see him there, was looking at the son. Derp.

Because as a good parent you also get mind reading abilities....

Why the fuck is everything about Vietnam, Walter?

Is Garmin more famous than Pizza Hut? Pizza Hut started in Wichita, Kansas. Maybe Kansas isn't PH on the map because the headquarters aren't here anymore...

Big dogs FOREVER!!!!! :)

Aw, we have an English Mastiff. If he jumped on me like that, I would be seriously injured. He is the sweetest, and biggest, dog.