BOOOO!

I am not being snarky or hateful when I say that woman has a major substance abuse problem. My bets are on prescription methamphetamines.

OMFG- that video.

WHY ON EARTH WAS SHE HIRED FOR THIS GIG?!?!

This just made my LIFE! Get it, boy!

She can do no wrong and she rocked the hellllll out of that dress. Love.

Right? Most looked horrified. But the question is why? He's a sick rapist. Dont'cha know?

Daaammmnnn- that Bill Cosby joke was straight gangster! I wasn't expecting that! That's balls, baby.

Oh, Miss Rose. The Rock effortlessly rocked the fanny pack and did so with non-ironic GRACE. Hello...mock turtleneck paired with a sweet-ass chain? Leto wishes.

GIRLS actress?!? Please. TRANSPARENT actress. Come on, Jezebel. Get your shit together.

Have fun in jail, dipshit!!!!

Ugh. Nomally celebrities don't bother me- even the Kardshians. I feel nothing. But this one and her absolutely epic fame-whoring ways really gets under my skin. She is gross.

I'm mad about the t-shirt he's wearing in the header picture. Come on, Obama. My mom wears the same shapeless tee to vaccuum the house. You are a handsome man! Slim-fit for life!

I really, really REALLY wish I had not read that. I think I am going to be sick.

My absolute, all time favorite song from Bob's Burgers is "Buckle it up, buckle it up! Buckle it up or you'll die!"

This man is incredible.

Not gonna lie, I love it. My 4 and 5 year olds are on their best behavior of the year. When a tantrum is near, I just point to the Elf. He's a total nark.

Did Nick Cannon do anything to Dave for real?

Flying with an infant is terrible- even for a famous traveller in first class.

Yes, I believe we are. And that is AWESOME! I love showing my super sweet moves to my 4 and 5 year olds. The best part is that they already run away from sheer embarrassment. I love it.