Jesus, they essentially tried to save their dying child with salad dressing. Great job, idiots.

I completely agree. It's sort of terrifying, really.

Dress jeans....ugh.

Ugh. Thank you!

Dear God- I'm holding my just sleeping infant trying so so so so hard not to die laughing. Perfection.

I don’t like Makelmore (?) and I don’t like his music but damn, what did he do to you?! He’s just an artist trying to make it. Damn, don’t shoot the messenger.

ALL THE STARS ALL THE EVERYTHING FOR THIS ARTICLE!!!

Perfect.

This headline made me chortle.

That is a most unfortunate screen grab of Miss Dormer. Yeesh.

Is that true? I never heard that before :(

Can I just be so grossed out that he took a selfie in the shower?! Man, have a little dignity.

Eh. It's Cosmo. Who cares?

Ann Coulter syndrome.

That wasn't too much comeuppance, really.

Thanks for the giggle. I seriously didn't know just how hard he sucked.

At the 1:00 minute mark there is a look of realization on his face like, “oh, shit. There really IS a baby coming.”

I am so confused about the Hilary Duff situation- how is that shade?

Bobby Fischer, for example.

That's beyond sick.