Alright, now. Come on. She's a pop star who "raps." Nothing to see here, folks. All this attention is silly.

Sexy for whom, exactly? Because my lady parts are not feeling it.

I demand more Mariah GIFs!

I liked it- then you made a perfect and true statement. "Taco Bell's cousin." Done. Name ruined.

I want that bobcat. It would make timeout for my preschoolers soooooo much more effective.

Dude, you picky? I cried laughing at the "no chubbies" comment. Bro, man- ugh. The irony is painful.

Ok, I just read the #byefelipe Instagram (never heard of it before) and it was so horribly embarrassing that it genuinely made me cringe. Do men (or stupid-ass defensive/entitled/dick-fucks, rather) actually think it's acceptable to talk to perfect strangers that way? God, the cringes keep coming. And I thought being…

Omg- that picture speaks a hundred words!! Good looking dog, btw.

I need more Jack and Karen GIFS in my life. Greatest couple on TV EVER.

I'm dead over here!!! Amazing!

BABY SIDE-EYE!!!

Damn. Verbal side-eye. Nice work, Mom.

Also perfect and also for the WIN!

For the WIN!

so much sexy.

Better than expected. Color me impressed.

Go mom-dance! Go mom-dance!

This is so stupid. You don't "pick" out black friends just because they are black. You realize how ridiculous that is, right?! This is bonkers stupid.

I'm dumb- are those actual corpses or dumbass actors?

I loved every word of this article. So fucking perfect.