I am a squirrel enthusiast- I LOVE SQUIRRELS. I get a squirrel calendar every year. They are adorable and awesome. But that video was just a Vine on a loop repeated four or five times. Surely the Internet can do better than that.

But the he could have stopped it- right? He said anyone could do anything, am I correct? That constitutes consent. He didn't call for security and consented because ART, right? I don't understand. It is a sick, fucked up situation, for sure. But rape? That's not the right word.

I UNABASHEDLY LOVE PITBULL!!!

MICHAEL K IS MY FAVORITE!

Same here- everyone sign! The petition still needs 300,000+ signatures. They should not have their hateful, bigoted beliefs on TV.

BOOM!

WOW. Defensive much?

Hey Bill Cosby! Eat a dick, asshole. So sick of his incredible narcissism. You rape woman and then defile and shame black men who look(ed) up to you?! FUCK YOU.

OMFG!!! That just made my day!!! I can't stop the chortle!!!

Her adopted kids seem pretty happy and normal to me.

Damn, he can get ME pregnant! Love it!

...and her adorabley pointed feet! She's tip-toeing! A tip-toeing skunk! She so freaking cute.

Waxed or removed by laser, my dear. Her nether-region would be bumpy and irritated to all get out if those pubes were shaved with a razor.

That was absolutely flawless. That cape from the back was so beautiful. I'm speechless.

WTF? Are they about to batter and fry that little dude? No.

Wait- so this wasn't staged?

How are all these people so pale if they are doing all this outside banging?

How absolutely terrifying that she feels so entitled to write about this behavior. Mastubating next to your kid sister when you are practically an adult?! Right there- done. No more Girls, no more anything. That's not quirky or modern or humorous. It's fucked up and super disturbing. Please disappear, Lena.

sarcasm?

Welp, it seems all my mom's dreams have come true. Her head might actually blow off her body.